MyPersonality™   version 13.6.7

Overview
MyPersonality 13.6.7 brings you a heavily updated version of MySelf. With this release I can assure you a whole new level of experience in my company. This release contains couple of new features, few enhancements and certain bug fixes.

New Features
Complimentary Photo Session:
My recent alliance with digicam-owning colleagues allows me complete access to their cams anytime I want. Combining this with my near-professional photography skill, I can offer you a free photo session, provided you take me on the trip along with you and offer free lunch.  

The snaps get a complimentary hosting on my photoblog for one month, which has total viewer-ship of 613 unique visitors from worldwide.

Exhaustive Collection of Movies:
Thanks to high-speed internet connection at office, I have managed to build my very own library of super hit Hollywood flicks. I can share this with you for absolutely no cost. However, if you wish, you can offer a donation to ‘Buy-300GB-External-HardDrive’ fund.  Not that I am hinting at it, but you can do that out of your conscious decision, since it is obviously going to help you in return.

Enhancements
New range of Recipes:
In my bid to hone my cooking skill and master the fine art of cooking, I, after much research and experiments, have perfected making of the following dishes:
- Omelette Sandwich,
- Sandwich with Butter and Jam,
- Paneer Tikka Punjabi Pizza (provided the ‘read-to-cook’ pack is available), and
- Chicken Fry (provided the ‘read-to-cook’ Godrej RealGood pack is available).

Gifts:
Going with the trend, I have hiked the gift amount quota by whooping 100%. The previous gift quota of INR 249/- has been increased to INR 498/-. Which means now you can expect a gift from me anywhere within the range of INR 51/- to INR 498/-.

As for receiving gifts, I would like to state that I have no ego-issues if you wish to give me a gift of more generous amount. It is entirely your decision. I will value your sentiments more than my self-respect. Higher the gift amount, higher will be my valuation.

Bug Fixes
As it has been my constant endeavour to upgrade MyPersonality, I have been successful in eliminating certain bug accusations (though this has not been noticed in 100% cases) that was pointed out in the past.

General Knowledge:
Heeding to constant request, I have taken positive steps to increase my general knowledge on social issues. A key step in this direction was subscribing to MidDay mate … I mean, tabloid …MidDay tabloid. This holds a possibility, that in upcoming conversations I may not appear as lost and dumb-founded as I used to be before.  

However, to get the best of my general knowledge, it is important that we chat online. Quality Tests have shown that I perform extra-ordinarily well if I have access to Google.com.

Anger: 
Though this is still a disputable issue, I have worked on this front in order to respect your Freedom Of Speech. After, several days of self-evaluation and practicing Shakti Gawain’s patented Visualization technique, I have been able to strikingly reduce the instances of getting angry, from 98% of times to 94% of times, which I believe is now in an appreciate-able range.    

Known Issues
There are no known bugs in MyPersonality. If however, you have something to say in this regard, do drop me a line at begentle@criticism.com. I assure a fair consideration will be give to your pleas.

Contact Information
Information about the GoofySaint’s MyPersonality is available, for Family and Friends, from various online and printed sources. For more information, go to my web site at this URL: http://www.goofysaint.wordpress.com/    

As you know, I constantly strive to accommodate your evolving, and sometimes avid, requirements. I appreciate your suggestions and would request you to continue providing feedback on this release. I will continue to work to incorporate your feedback into the development process.

You can contact me at friendlychat@atyourplace.com for any queries and suggestions.
 
Disclaimer
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