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The irony of human tendency is that when you ask someone to keep a secret, one is more tempted to share it!
Irony of life is that people are literally dying to stay alive!
All men should learn the art of pacifying. Most of them will have wives some day.
EGO is the worst enemy of a man, hard to run from, hard to hide from…the only escape is to kill it!
I don’t like to correct people… especially when they are praising me!!
An inefficient sincere employee is still better than an insincere efficient employee.
If not for my fear of getting caught, I’d have been the most notorious criminal this world has ever seen.
I am That! But I no longer know what “That” is!
The very reason one reads reviews for, should be the reason that refrains one from doing it!
I want to build a robot so I can tell it how unfortunate it is that it’s not human.
